Hey man. It’s five o’clock somewhere (I mean, talk about Junk Mail)

The FBI report on Brett Kavanaugh was handed over to the senate in the pre-dawn hours. Well it was pre-dawn in Washington. But as Brett Kavanaugh said, “Hey man. It’s five o’clock somewhere.” --James Corden

A personalized greeting card company that allows you to upload your own photos, was forced to go on Twitter to plead with their customers to stop uploading pictures of their genitals. Greeting cards with people’s genitals on them? I mean, talk about Junk Mail. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”