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Thursday, August 16, 2018

he's usually wandering around without pants looking for snacks (Federal Inmate #7544)


According to a new article, Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend, former Fox News anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle, have cute new nicknames for each other. He refers to her as Pooh Bear and she refers to him as Junior Mint. I guess Junior Mint will do until he gets his soon-to-come nickname, Federal Inmate #7544. --James Corden
This could get confusing for Donald Jr. because inside the White House, his brother, Eric, is also known as Pooh Bear, but that's just because he's usually wandering around without pants looking for snacks. --James Corden
Apparently those two aren't the only ones in Trump's circle with cutesy nicknames. Attorney General Jeff Sessions is known as Fun Size. Son-in-law Jared Kushner is known as the Gummy Worm. Vice President Mike Pence goes by the nickname Mike Pence. And Donald Trump's daughter Tiffany is fondly referred to as Oh, Hey You. --James Corden
After a large parrot escaped from its London home, a firefighter attempted to rescue the bird off a nearby roof. Apparently the bird's owner told the firefighter to go up there and say, "I love you." And the parrot responded with “[bleep] off.” Although the story does have a happy ending. The parrot has just been hired as Donald Trump's new press secretary. --James Corden
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