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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

soccer is now the official sport of the NRA (somehow Ben Carson gained four)



Daylight Savings Time began yesterday where we all lost an hour of sleep — and somehow Ben Carson gained four. --Seth Meyers

A source recently told The Washington Post that President Trump still views Ivanka as "his little girl" and he views Eric as seldom as possible. --Seth Meyers

The owner of a Greek soccer team this weekend stormed onto the field during a match waving a handgun. So long story short, soccer is now the official sport of the NRA. --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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