That's why you have to go to Kuwait to see figure skating (robot to robot)

"Arnold Schwarzenegger got together with Al Gore for a climate change summit. Even though he's a Republican and Al Gore's a Democrat, it's good they could talk robot to robot." --Jay Leno

"President Bush gave a speech urging Congress to reauthorize the No Child Left Behind Act. See, I think the reason President Bush is so adamant about this is, I think he might have been a child left behind himself. Listen carefully to what he says here [on screen: Bush saying, 'Childrens do learn']. Exactly, see that." --Jay Leno

"No gays in Iran. That's why you have to go all the way to Turkey for a facial. That's why you have to go to Jordan to look at drapes. That's why you have to go to Syria to get a decent perm. That's why you have to go to Kuwait to see figure skating." --David Letterman

     

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