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Monday, September 18, 2017

you just don't flush a career like that down the toilet (i'll be staying here indefinitely)



"Senator Larry Craig, the man of the peep hole. I'm sorry, man of the people. As you know, Larry Craig said he was going to resign. He has now vowed to stay in the Senate and finish his term. You know, you just don't flush a career like that down the toilet." --Jay Leno

"There's a new medical device that allows doctors to non-invasively view your colon on a television screen. The device is called a virtual colonoscopy. Or, as Senator Larry Craig calls it, 'A PlayStation.'" --Jay Leno

"Happy Columbus Day, ladies and gentlemen! Hillary Clinton says that although she supported Columbus going into America, she didn't have any idea he would stay indefinitely." --David Letterman
     
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans

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