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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Where I stand on giving speeches to Wall Street (he turned into a bat and flew away)



"Today, the moderators were announced for the upcoming presidential debates. Good, yeah. Apparently, Barack Obama insisted on someone who asks even-handed, probing questions, while John McCain insisted on someone who will talk into his good ear." --Conan O'Brien

"John McCain does not want Dick Cheney to attend the Republican Convention, because he says he's too unpopular. Yeah, and when asked to comment, Cheney said, 'I hope the senator reconsiders.' Then he turned into a bat and flew away." --Conan O'Brien

"Senator Barack Obama had a birthday yesterday. He's 47 years old, which means that Senator Barack Obama and John McCain have a combined age of 147 years." --Jimmy Kimmel




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