It has come out
that, just like President Trump, even George Washington used to complain about
leaks. There was that time Washington said of Paul Revere, “Fake horseman dead
wrong about British arrival. Sad!” –Conan O’Brien
It’s come out that
President Trump said he wants the border wall to be very tall and very
attractive. He also wants to replace the wall after 10 years of marriage.
–Conan O’Brien
Over the last week,
the White House has had three security scares. The Secret Service said two
people tried to break in, and one first lady tried to break out. –Conan O’Brien
A hospital in
Britain will be the first permitted to create babies with three biological
parents. It’s being called the weirdest experiment in British genetics since
the entire royal family. –Conan O’Brien

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