It’s the first day
of spring. Spring has sprung, so congratulations to the people of Nebraska, who
survived winter. Now all you’ve got to do is get through severe thunderstorm
and tornado season. –James Corden
One place where
things aren’t getting warmer is at the White House, where on Friday Donald
Trump met with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and appeared to ignore requests
for a handshake with her. They don’t look like two world leaders.
They look two people at a divorce hearing. –James Corden
Some critics are
calling this sexist, other people are saying it is because Trump is a
germaphobe, others say he is just rude. I’m like: Guys, it’s all of the above.
–James Corden
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