"Hillary
Clinton out on the campaign trail. She's very sly. You know, she's
been campaigning about Black History Month, and she said today that America has
come so far that a black man could one day grow up and possibly be vice
president of the United States." --Jay Leno
"And
Senator John McCain
was on the Larry King show the other night. He and Larry got in a big argument
over whose prostate was larger." --Jay Leno
"And
President
Bush is now pushing Congress to expand the government's ability to
spy on Americans now that the current phone tap bill has expired. In fact, to
gain support for a new spying Bill, they're bringing in coach Bill Belichick.
Yeah. They are going to rename it the New England Patriot Act." --Jay Leno
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