"And
President Bush is now in Africa, where he's meeting with several of Africa's
top leaders. See, again, I don't think President Bush is that familiar with
Africa. Like, today, he said the leader he's most looking forward to meeting -
the Lion King." --Jay Leno
"And
the Pentagon is now planning to shoot down a broken satellite that's falling to
Earth. The satellite is the size of a school bus, and they want to blow it up
before it hits us. Yeah. In fact the actual plan, they're going to have Roger
Clemens throw a second school bus at it." --Jay Leno
"As
you know, HGH is not illegal, but Congress is deeply opposed to human growth
hormones because they remember what it did to Janet Reno." --Jay Leno
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