"This
week, President
George Bush was in Africa. Have you been following his African trip?
In Africa, he is known as Bunda 43. But he's wildly popular in Africa, isn't
that interesting? It's like David Hasselhoff in Germany. Nobody knows
why." --David Letterman
"Program
reminder, you know what Sunday is? That's right, the Academy Awards. Academy
Awards on Sunday. Side effects include nausea, abdominal pain and sexual
dysfunction. The Academy Awards is like a flight on Jet Blue. I mean, you sit
there for six hours hoping it will take off" --David Letterman
"You
all watch that big Democratic debate last night? There will be 65 more to help
us make up our mind. But it got a little a little nasty last night. Last night,
Senator Hillary Clinton
once again accused Barack Obama
of plagiarizing his speech from another politician. Yeah, Hillary said
plagiarizing is the second worst kind of cheating." --Conan O'Brien
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