"Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama
had another big debate last night. It was good. And Clinton accused Obama of
plagiarism. Obama denied that what he did was plagiarism. You know, look, I
don't want to comment on that. But you've gotta admit, wouldn't it be great to
one day have a president that could pronounce words like 'plagiarism'?"
--Jay Leno
"Now
that he is the Republican frontrunner, it looks like John McCain has changed
his position on torture. He's now in favor of waterboarding, but only in very
limited cases -- like if you're editor of the New York Times." --Jay Leno
"The
New York Times alleging
that John McCain had an inappropriate relationship with a young female
lobbyist. I haven't seen McCain this angry since 'Matlock' was canceled."
--Jay Leno
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