"President Bush said
we must continue to find new sources of oil. The only place he doesn't want any
drilling, 'Brokeback Mountain.'" --Jay Leno
"In a 58-42 vote on
Tuesday, the Senate confirmed Samuel Alito as the nation's next Supreme Court
Justice, meaning if you want an abortion, you'd better hop to it." --Tina
Fey
"Aman al-Zawahiri, Al
Qaeda's number two man, emerged in a video on Monday, calling President Bush a
failure. Even worse, he's asked that George senior and Barbara come in for a
parent-terrorist conference." --Amy Poehler
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