Trump’s been busy
assembling his Cabinet. His nominees are all pretty out there. As of today, the
least-controversial person in his Cabinet is a guy named “Mad Dog.” –Jimmy
Kimmel
Donald Trump began his post-election
victory tour last week. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has wandered so far into the
woods she found the Blair Witch. –Seth Meyers
Donald Trump reportedly invited the
leader of the Philippines to the White House next year despite the fact that he
previously told President Barack Obama to go to hell. Obama was like, “Oh, I’m
already there. I’m already there.” –Seth Meyers
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