The Redskins won yesterday. And the Orange-skin lost. (Good night, democracy)

What a great time to be in Washington. The Nationals won yesterday. The Redskins won yesterday. And the Orange-skin lost. –Seth Meyers

After a video surfaced of Donald Trump and Billy Bush making lewd sexual comments about women, NBC announced Bush would be suspended from the “Today” show indefinitely. Bush could not be grabbed for comment. –Seth Meyers

Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said this morning that “Last night’s debate was a good night for democracy.” But I think what she really meant was, “Good night, democracy.” –Seth Meyers