"For someone who's so
into praying, [George W. Bush] really sucks at it. God never listens to him. So
the president happened to miss one warning [about Katrina breaches]. Not a big
deal. Unfortunately, by the next night, the Homeland Security Operations Center
continued to report that no levees had been breached, despite having received
at least 16 reports to the contrary. It's really just a simple case of he said,
and they, they, they, they and they said." --Jon Stewart
"President Bush was
also in Pakistan. Which is a little scary. When they landed there they landed
in the dark with the lights off and all the shades pulled down. So if you count
the Dubai deal, that's the second time President Bush has been operating in the
dark." --Jay Leno
"Plans were announced
to raise $300 million for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. $300
million. That's almost $150 million per book." --Jay Leno
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