Bill Clinton is looking for 25 interns to work at his library (Hey, you've still got your pension)

"Hillary Clinton now says she didn't know her husband was giving Dubai advice on the port deal while she was ruling against it. Hillary not knowing what her husband was doing, is that the first time this has happened?" --Jay Leno

"I'm sure you have heard by now,  Bill Clinton is looking for 25 interns to work at his library. I was thinking about that, could you fit 25 interns of them in his library? Clinton says that anyone he hires must be good on the computer, good on the coffee table, good on top of the copy machine." --Jay Leno

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