Trump
refused to appear in the debate because of a dispute he's having with Fox News
and one of their hosts, Megyn Kelly. He's had a problem with Megyn Kelly ever
since she followed him back to his cottage in the woods and found out his real
name is Trumpelstiltskin. –Jimmy Kimmel
Trump
got a major endorsement this week from the reverend Jerry Falwell Jr. It does
seem strange that a Christian leader would endorse a candidate who's kind of a
poster child for the seven deadly sins: Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony,
wrath, and sloth. Which in this case -- Is living on his head. –Jimmy Kimmel
According
to a new government report, more Americans are living to be 100 years old and
older than ever. Which is scary because it means we could have 90 more years of
Justin Bieber. –Jimmy Kimmel
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