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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

A rare white giraffe has been spotted in Africa



A rare white giraffe has been spotted in Africa. The white giraffe was immediately captured and nominated for an Oscar. –Conan O’Brien
Amherst College has decided to get rid of its mascot, Lord Jeff, because Jeffery Amherst famously gave smallpox-infected blankets to Native Americans. Amherst’s new mascot is Chipotle. –Conan O’Brien
In Alabama, a dog completed a half marathon. After being congratulated the dog said, "What the hell are you talking about? I was chasing a car." –Conan O’Brien


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