Today,
the Dow ended down 249 points. I’m sorry, did I say the Dow? I meant the
Lakers. –Conan O’Brien
A
new poll shows that, in Florida, Donald Trump has the support of nearly 50
percent of Republican voters. However, since it’s Florida, at least 25 percent
of those voters probably won’t make it till Election Day. –Conan O’Brien
The
“best countries” report was released at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland
today. Germany came in first, Canada was second, the United Kingdom third, the
United States fourth. When Donald Trump finds out about this, he's going to
sell a lot more hats, that's for sure. –Jimmy Kimmel
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