"Last night during a speech, Chris Christie said, 'There's
only one Chris Christie, and this is it.' I don't know. It still looks like at
least two." –Seth Meyers
"A recent poll shows that New Jersey residents feel
Hillary Clinton has the 'right look' to be president, while Chris Christie does
not. Then today, Christie was spotted at JCPenney, trying on pantsuits."
–Seth Meyers
"Ukrainian officials say that while Vladimir Putin was
announcing a ceasefire agreement today, over a hundred Russian military
vehicles and weapons crossed into Ukrainian territory. Said Putin, 'Is not
Ukraine. Is My-kraine.'" –Seth Meyers
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