"Gallup, the polling company, released its annual
well-being index where they rank the health and happiness of residents of each
of the 50 states. Alaska finished first and Hawaii was No. 2. It's interesting
that the top two happiest states are the ones that are farthest away from the
rest of us." –Jimmy Kimmel
"President
Obama is giving fourth graders and their families free admission to parks for a
year. You can tell kids don't get outside enough, because the last time they
saw a sunset they said, 'Hey, there's that thing I saw on Instagram.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
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