"Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough
time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of 20,000, and
then he mispronounced the name of the terrorist group Boko Haram. So if history
has taught us anything, Jeb is well on his way to winning the White
House." –Jimmy Fallon
"During a trial in Brooklyn this week, it was revealed
that a member of al-Qaida posed as a woman to attract less attention from
authorities. It would have worked better if he had remembered to shave his
beard." –Jimmy Fallon
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