"Pakistan
now says Osama bin Laden was able to be avoided by wearing a cowboy hat. A
Pakistani authority said, 'I guess he just got lost in a sea of other Muslims
wearing a cowboy hat.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Texas
Gov. Rick Perry says he will not run for governor for a fourth term, though he
hasn't ruled out running for president again. The voters have, he just
hasn't." -Jay Leno
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