"There's
a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He
confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked.
He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name 'Carlos Danger.' Which
is still easier to believe than that other name: Mayor Weiner." –Jimmy
Fallon
"Queen Elizabeth met the royal baby yesterday. The baby
cried, so Queen Elizabeth explained, 'You'll never have to work a day in your
life.'" –Conan O'Brien
"The royal baby has a name now: George Alexander Louis.
George is not the king yet. So for now, we just address him as 'Boy
George.'" –Craig Ferguson
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