It's a really slow-moving line

"The royal baby has left the hospital. He will now go to one of the royal estates, where he will rest comfortably – for the next 80 years." –Jay Leno
 


"This royal baby is third in line for the throne. To which Prince Charles said, 'It's a really slow-moving line.'" –Jay Leno 

"New Yorkers were so shocked that the thing on Trump's head fainted." –Craig Fergsuon