“They’re calling it Obama’s charm offensive because he took
Republicans to dinner, and then he had Paul Ryan over for lunch. And it’s
working apparently. This has been the problem all along. Republicans will put
out, you just have to buy them a meal and tell them they are pretty first.”
–Bill Maher
“Republicans in Arkansas passed the strictest abortion law
ever…they say in the bill that life begins when your sister gets drunk.” –Bill
Maher
“After tours of the White House were canceled due to budget
cuts, Donald Trump offered to pay for them. All he's asking is they rename it
the Trump White House and Casino.” –Conan O’Brien
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