"Now, Obamacare raises eligibility for Medicaid to 133% of
the poverty line, allowing it to cover 30 million more Americans by 2022.
Thirty million medical moochers. To put that in perspective, if you laid them
all end to end, they would stretch to Canada, which is where they should move
if they want free healthcare!" –Stephen Colbert
"Today
President Obama asked Congress for $100 million to map the human brain. And
believe me, if anybody needs a map to find their brain, it's Congress."
–Jay Leno
"President
Obama will attend the dedication of George W. Bush's library this month.
Apparently there's still a lot of debris around the new building, or as Obama
put it, 'Don't look at me, I'm still cleaning up your last mess.'" –Jimmy
Fallon
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