"Tom Tancredo, who was a congressman from Colorado and ran
for president, made a bet that his state would not legalize marijuana. And
of course, he lost that bet. And you know what he has to do because he lost
that bet? Yes, he's got a suck on a joint. I just hope in the next few years he
loses a bet on gay marriage."
–Bill Maher
"In a big meeting of the Republican National Committee,
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal told the GOP to 'stop being the stupid party.'
Then Texas Governor Rick Perry gave the rebuttal." –Jay Leno
"Last week Iran launched a monkey into space, and it
actually returned to Earth alive. It was great news for the space program and
terrible news for the monkey who thought he'd finally gotten out of Iran."
–Jimmy Fallon
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