A
skydiver in California just became the first person to jump out of a plane from
25,000 feet without a parachute and land in a net. Or as Southwest Airlines
calls that, “Business Class.” –Jimmy Fallon
It's
alleged that almost 100 athletes are suspected of using banned substances in
the 2008 and 2012 Olympics. And they suspect many athletes this year, too,
because anyone who wants to go to the Rio Olympics has to be on drugs. –James
Corden
Ninety-eight
athletes in the last two Olympics are suspected of doping, or as it's
technically called, "wanting it more." –James Corden
At
this point, they should just make peeing in a cup into an Olympic sport. Just
let everyone do drugs. Everyone doing drugs is a fair playing field. What's
more exciting than a nine-second 100-meter dash? A three-second 100-meter dash.
–James Corden
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