Didn't you used to be governor of New Jersey? (The Decider)

"Yesterday, President Bush announced that he was the decider. I was thinking, wasn't that an old CBS show with Joe Pantoliano?"

--David Letterman

"Yesterday, the White House sponsored the annual Easter Egg hunt on the South Lawn. The winning child found six eggs and fourteen lobbyists hiding in the bushes. Actually, if you saw it, yesterday's celebration was marred when three of the kids tested positive for steroids. And for the first time ever, President Bush welcomed some gay couples to the White House Easter Egg roll. In fact, he recognized one couple, he said, 'Didn't you used to be governor of New Jersey?'" --Jay Leno

"I don't want to say Rumsfeld is in trouble, but this morning they found him hiding in a spider hole." --Jay Leno