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Thursday, March 30, 2017

we’re officially up to season three of “The Sopranos” right now (climate schlimate)



It’s come out that several of Donald Trump’s businesses have ties to the Russian mafia. So, if you’re keeping track, we’re officially up to season three of “The Sopranos” right now. –Conan O’Brien
Yesterday, the House of Representatives voted to get rid of internet privacy rules. Members cast their vote, then immediately ran home to delete their browser histories. –Conan O’Brien
A new study reports that older women are doing more and more binge drinking. I asked my mom if that was true and she said, “I love you, man.” –Conan O’Brien



He's so cute when he pretends to drive (large Hispanic men holding baseball bats)



President Trump turned down a chance to throw out the opening day pitch for the Washington Nationals. Turned it down! For some reason, Trump doesn’t want to be surrounded by a bunch of large Hispanic men holding baseball bats. –Conan O’Brien
In New York, Donald Trump’s childhood home has been sold for over $2 million. The buyer was told, “Imagine owning the very room where Trump’s daddy never hugged him.” –Conan O’Brien


This is NOT the kind of TLC I need (Still Pissed)



They might honor Trump’s entire cabinet with “Super White.” To honor the GOP healthcare bill there’s “Paul Ryan Blue-It.” Democrats are proposing the new color “Im-Peach-Ment.” They even let Education Secretary Betsy DeVos name her own crayon, “This Is the Chewiest Popsicle I’ve Ever Eaten Red.” –Jimmy Fallon
Hillary Clinton is back in the news. She gave a big speech in San Francisco last night and encouraged her supporters to, “Resist, insist, persist and enlist.” And she pointed to herself and said, “Still pissed.” –Jimmy Fallon


we have a president we’d like to exchange (Presidential Orange)




In a new interview, Trump’s son-in-law and top adviser Jared Kushner said the government should be run like a company where the citizens are the customers. And people said, “Well, in that case we have a president we’d like to exchange.” –Jimmy Fallon
Crayola is retiring one of its 24 crayon colors for first time in 100 years. They’re announcing its replacement on Friday and they’re trying to make the new color a bit more relevant to 2017. For example, politics is dominating the news, so Crayola is considering “Presidential Orange.” –Jimmy Fallon

Secular Talk: Donna Brazile Calls Hillary A 'Victim', Blames Media For Reporting DNC L...

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Secular Talk: Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Dems 'Are Already A Grassroots Party'!

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Secular Talk: Here's WHY Your Internet Privacy Was Just Eliminated...

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