You are a ridiculous looking animal! (holes)

A lion walks up to a zebra and says,

"Hey zebra! You are a ridiculous looking animal!

You're black, you're white, you're half mule

and half donkey.

Look at me. I'm lean and I'm mean.

I'm King of the Jungle!"

The zebra shrugs off the insult and walks on...

The lion then comes upon a giraffe and says,

"Hey, giraffe! You are a ridiculous looking animal!

You gotta long neck and tiny antlers on the top

of your head!

Look at me. I'm lean and I'm mean.

I'm King of the Jungle!"

Finally, the lion comes upon a frog and says,

"Hey, frog! You are a ridiculous looking animal!

You're green and you're slimy.."

Before the lion could finish his next sentence

the frog says,

"Screw you! I've been sick!"

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

4 out of 5 citizens love democracy (a drag version of Ronald McDonald)

More than 5,000 people attended a democratic fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall featuring big name celebrities like Barack Obama, Steven Colbert and Lizzo, as well as lesser known celebrities like President Joe Biden. —Michael Che

President Biden said on Friday that he would visit the site of the Baltimore Bridge collapse, because like that bridge, Biden is no longer connecting with black communities. —Michael Che

NBC News cut ties with Ronna McDaniel after many network hosts protested her hiring. I’m actually very disappointed because I thought Ronna McDaniel was a drag version of Ronald McDonald. —Michael Che

The Oscar winning movie Oppenheimer finally premiered yesterday in Japan — without warning. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Good luck figuring out where these are supposed to go (Not most. Every single one.)

This week Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed after it was struck by a cargo ship that was carrying — you won’t believe it — Boeing airplanes. —Colin Jost

The CEO of Boeing announced he is stepping down in the wake of the company’s ongoing safety issues, and on his way out, he held up a bunch of nuts and bolts and said, ‘Good luck figuring out where these are supposed to go.’ —Colin Jost

Fans of the Huy Fong Hot Sauce are complaining the condiment is not as hot as it used to be. And yet everyone gets upset when I make the same complaint about the cast of Stranger Things. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

NC State vs. Duke - Elite Eight NCAA tournament

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Purdue vs. Tennessee - Elite Eight NCAA tournament

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Beyoncé, Miley Cyrus - II MOST WANTED

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”