like a giant squid having sex with Bigfoot as the ghost of Jim Morrison claps giddily (War is Swell)

"Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were both on television last night answering questions. A very unusual occurrence. Let me see if I can put it in some kind of perspective for you. To see a giant squid, that's unusual. Certainly a Bigfoot sighting, very rare. But Rumsfeld and Cheney answering questions on the same day on television? It would be like a giant squid having sex with Bigfoot as the ghost of Jim Morrison claps giddily." --Jon Stewart

"The new prime minister of England visited New York this week. It's been reported that on Monday, Prime Minister Gordon Brown of England secretly met with Bill Clinton. By the way, it was Bill Clinton's seventh secret meeting of the day." --Conan O'Brien

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulsecollectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

she’s too busy going through the 15,000 job offers (Neoliberalism 101)

      

There is an update to a story we talked about last week. A woman flipped off the presidential motorcade when it happened to drive by her while she was riding her bike. Well, it turns out she was fired from her company for violating their social media policy when she used the photo as her profile picture on Facebook. Immediately after her bosses told her that they were letting her go, she re-enacted that photo right there for them. She says she would be sad about her firing but she’s too busy going through the 15,000 job offers that have come in since. –James Corden

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Single Payer NOW, Cowards/Neoliberalism 101/Fox News Poll