Our idiot son-in-law (without stopping to have sex once)

A man completed a 180 mile unicycle ride yesterday, across the state of Maine, unbelievably without stopping to have sex once. --Seth Meyers

​​It was announced today that first lady Melania Trump's parents are now officially U.S. citizens. They passed their citizenship test when they were asked, “Who's the president of the United States?” and they replied, “Our idiot son-in-law.” --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Ugh, I would kill for reviews that good (without stopping to have sex once)

Pundits are saying that new British prime minister, Theresa May,

is following in the footsteps of Margaret Thatcher, known as "The

Iron Lady," with some in the media calling May "dull as porridge,"

"extremely dependable," and "not humorous." Said Hillary

Clinton, "Ugh, I would kill for reviews that good." –Seth Meyers

A man completed a 180 mile unicycle ride yesterday, across the

state of Maine, unbelievably without stopping to have sex once.

--Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The strangest transformation in human history (unbelievably without stopping to have sex once)

It was reported today that Cuba will open its first sex shop. It's called Fideldo's. --Seth Meyers

A man completed a 180 mile unicycle ride yesterday, across the state of Maine, unbelievably without stopping to have sex once. --Seth Meyers

Boeing is currently in possession of so many malfunctioning 737 MAX jets that they have started storing the planes in their employee parking lot. Either that or Jerry in marketing finally got that raise. “Wow! Wow, Jerry, looking good!” --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”