they're called bare-faced lies for a reason (sticking your fingers in other people's balls)

You know who else is not popular this week, Mike Pence, not popular. Pence went to the Mayo Clinic and everyone was wearing a mask of course. It's the Mayo Clinic and he did not have a mask. Mike Pence said no, it's okay i've been tested, and besides they're called bare-faced lies for a reason. —Bill Maher

The war powers act which is at Trump’s disposal. He could use it for you know masks, ventilators, testing. He used it this week to make sure that the meatpacking plants were kept open, cause meat, now it's personal. You step on Donald Trump's meat hose and shit just got real. —Bill Maher

If you are in Georgia, bowling alleys are open, barbershops and tattoo parlors. Because what could be safer businesses than ones involving razors, needles and sticking your fingers in other people's balls. —Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Have his daily briefings delivered by pageant contestants?(What do they have to do to keep this guy’s attention?)

“Additional reports confirmed that Trump regularly skips not only reading the briefing, but the oral summary delivered two to three times a week. What do they have to do to keep this guy’s attention? Have his daily briefings delivered by pageant contestants? [impersonating a chipper pageant girl]: My name is Brianna, I’m from Battle Creek, Michigan, and a new virus spreading across the globe has a 3.4% mortality rate!” —Seth Meyers

“Vice President Mike Pence defended himself from criticism over his failure to wear a mask while touring the Mayo Clinic this week. Pence said that since he didn’t have the coronavirus, he wanted to take the opportunity to look health care workers ‘in the eye and say thank you.’ But he might be OK, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

By the way, for Mike Pence, ‘looking you in the eye’ is second base (And irony is now as dead as his eyes)

“Mike Pence didn’t wear a mask when visiting the Mayo Clinic. Pence said he wanted to be able to look people in the eye to thank them personally for their sacrifice. You can still look them in the eye with a mask! It’s not a blindfold.” — Stephen Colbert

“By the way, for Mike Pence, ‘looking you in the eye’ is second base.” — Stephen Colbert

“See, he didn’t want to wear a mask because he wanted to look them in the eye and say thank you. What kind of a mask was he planning to wear, Spider-Man?” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, Team Trump is busy declaring victory. The president’s pretty little son-in-law was on ‘Fox and Friends’ this morning. He said the federal government ‘rose to the challenge’ and that ‘This is a great success story.’ And irony is now as dead as his eyes.” — Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He is required to keep his lips free at all times for kissing master’s ass (what’s he supposed to do, miss his tee times?)

“The president doesn’t read books. If you wanted him to take it seriously, you should have him tweeted him like a gif of a dancing cheeseburger.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“But it’s understandable that Donald Trump wasn’t paying attention. He was very busy at the time. He had to play golf on January 4, January 5, January 18, 19th, February 1, 2nd, 15th, March 7, March 8 — what’s he supposed to do, miss his tee times?” — Jimmy Kimmel

“In other news, Vice-President Mike Pence caused a stir on Monday when he toured the Mayo Clinic without a mask – the only one not to wear one on his tour, since the clinic has a strict mask-wearing policy. You know the only reason he didn’t wear a mask is because Trump won’t wear one. Mike Pence is required to keep his lips free at all times for kissing master’s ass.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It’s O.K., everybody. I don’t believe in science (and be put out of his misery)

Vice President Mike Pence took a tour of the Mayo Clinic on Tuesday and ignored the facility’s policy for all visitors to wear masks. Oh my God. You are the head of the coronavirus task force. And you’re in the hospital, and you’re the only one without a mask. It’s not like the vice president didn’t know. The hospital has a strict policy requiring all visitors to wear masks and tweeted after Pence’s visit, ‘Mayo Clinic had informed Pence of the masking policy prior to his arrival today.’ Wow, that must have been harsh for Mike Pence to get roasted by his idol: mayo.” — Stephen Colbert

“Yes, at the Mayo Clinic, which is totally against the rules. In fact, it seems like they told him to and he said he didn’t want to wear a mask. So I guess he was just like, ‘It’s O.K., everybody. I don’t believe in science.’” — Trevor Noah

“I don’t know — maybe Mike Pence just wants to catch it already and be put out of his misery.” — Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”