NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs St. Louis Blues

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: St. Louis Blues vs Colorado Avalanche

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a TSA Agent (May I frisk myself?)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a TSA Agent"

10. "Do I need a degree in groping?"
9. "Am I only doing this for the sweet TSA uniform?"
8. "If I find explosive underpants, may I keep them?"
7. "Will I enjoy being cursed at 40 hours a week for minimum wage?"
6. "If I find explosive underpants, may I keep them?" That was No. 8. Who checks these things anyway?
5. "Should I practice by frisking people on the street?"
4. "In five years, whose pants do I see my hands in?"
3. "Do I really want to know what a fat guy's thighs feel like?"
2. "May I frisk myself?"
1. "What's the closest airport to Shakira's house?”

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Today, the state of Kentucky broke off all diplomatic relations with Iran (she's trying to help them recruit LeBron James)

"The East Coast is suffering from a terrible heat wave. Wall Street bankers are jumping out of windows just for the cool breeze on the way down." –Jay Leno

"Queen Elizabeth is visiting New York City for the first time since 1976. I understand she's trying to help them recruit LeBron James." –Jay Leno

"Back in 1776, Americans were fighting to escape British rule, these days we're fighting to escape British oil." –Jay Leno

"Iran has banned the mullet. Today, the state of Kentucky broke off all diplomatic relations with Iran." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Other Half I Wasted (although Cheney said it was just an accident)

"The Chinese president, President Hu, visited the White House. He received a 21-gun salute although Cheney said it was just an accident." --Jay Leno

"The latest in Iraq: the government has ceased to function. It's kind of like the Bush White House, but with more oil." --Jay Leno

"But not all the generals are against him. He still has the support of a lot of generals: General Electric, General Dynamics, General Motors." --Jay Leno, on generals calling for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Arizona Cardinals

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I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT         Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG         Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior

LG         Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C         Charles Bukowski, poet

C         Muddy Waters, musician

RG         God

RG         Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT         John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT         George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Arizona Cardinals Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Don Draper, Mad Men, played by Jon Hamm

QB         Colin Kaepernick, NFL

HB         Duke Ellington, musician

HB         Emmitt Smith, NFL

HB         Charlie Trippi, NFL

HB         David Palmer, 24, played by Dennis Haysbert

FB         John Rambo, Rambo, played by Sylvester Stallone

WR         Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage

WR         Larry Fitzgerald, NFL

WR         Chuck Berry, musician

WR         Roger Sterling, Mad Men, played by John Slattery

WR         Stan Kenton, musician

TE         Dr. Dre, musician

TE         LeBron James, NBA

TE         Tom Mason, Falling Skies, played by Noah Wyle

TE         Bill Maher, comedian

LT         Ron Placone, political activist

LT         Jim Jeffries, boxing

LG         Richard Brautigan, poet

C         Rust Cohle, True Detective, played by Matthew McConaughey

C         T.S. Eliot, poet

RG         Conrad Dobler, NFL

RT         Dan Dierdorf, NFL

RT         Terry Jeffords, Brooklyn 99, played by Terry Crews

Defense

LE         Cmndr Worf, Star Trek, played by Mchael Dorn

LE         Pug Henry, Winds of War, played by Robert Mitchum

LE         Larry Holmes, boxing

LE         Malcolm X, civil rights leader

LE         Sonny Rollins, musician

RE         Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars, played by Alec Guinness

RE         Robert Mathis, NFL

RE         Elvis Presley, musician

RE         Teal’c, Stargate SG-1, played by Christopher Judge

RE         Frederick Douglass, American social reformer

DT         Eric Northman, True Blood, played by Alexander Skarsgard

DT         Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane, played by Orson Wells

DT         Ben Sisko, Star Trek, played by Avery Brooks

DT         Bass Reeves, Western lawman

DT         Chuck D, musician

LB         Luther Lavay, Any Given Sunday, played by Lawrence Taylor

LB         Bernie Sanders, Independent senator, Vermont

LB         Cmndr Tuvok, Star Trek, played by Tim Russ

LB         Denmark Vesey, slave revolt leader

LB         John Coltrane, musician

LB         Allen Ginsberg, poet

LB         Joe Louis, boxing

LB         Nat Turner, slave revolt leader

LB         Lando Calrissian, Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams

LB         Charlie Parker, musician

LB         Muhammad Ali, boxing

LB         Tupac Shakur, musician

LB         Dizzy Gillespie, musician

LB         Chandler Jones, NFL

LB         Cannonball Adderley, musician

CB         Patrick Peterson, NFL

CB         Chuck Berry, musician

CB         Sidney Poitier, actor

CB         Walter White, Breaking Bad, played by Bryan Cranston

CB         John Lee Hooker, musician

CB         Homer Smith, Lilies of the Field, played by Sidney Poitier

CB         Eric Carter, 24, played by Corey Hawkins

FS         Larry Wilson, NFL

FS         Stokley Carmichael, civil rights activist

SS         Pat Tillman, NFL, Army

SS         John Conner, Terminator, played by Edward Furlong

SS         Salem Poor, American Revolution

SS         Cesar Chavez, civil rights activist

Special Teams

K         Jeremy Corbyn, British politician

P         Sam Seaborn, West Wing, played by Rob Lowe

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

PS4: Madden 17 Colts vs 49ers

I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
10 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

RG         God

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,

Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela

even characters from Star
Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

San Francisco 49ers
Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Joe Montana, NFL

HB         Miles Davis,
musician

HB         Roger Craig, NFL

HB         Hugh McElhenny, NFL

FB         Butch Coolidge, Pulp
Fiction, played by Bruce Willis

WR         Jerry Rice, NFL

WR         Bernie Sanders, US
Senator, Vermont

WR          Tyrion Lannister,
Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage

WR         John Taylor, NFL

WR         Dwight Clark, NFL

WR         Duke Ellington,
musician

WR         Charlie Parker,
musician

TE         Russ Francis, NFL

TE         Don Draper, Mad Men
played by Jon Hamm

TE         Jon Hamm, actor

TE         Eric Carter, 24,
played by actor Corey Hawkins

LT         Steve Wallace, NFL

C         Randy Cross, NFL

RT         Harris Barton, NFL

Defense

LE         Fred Dean, NFL

LE         Conor McGregor,
martial artist

LE         Ben Siko, Star Trek,
played by Avery Brooks

LE         John Lee Hooker,
musician

LE         Lafeyette Reynolds,
True Blood, played by Nelsan Ellis

RE         Charles Haley, NFL

RE         Shepherd Book,
Firefly, played by Ron Glass

RE         John McClane, Die
Hard, played by bruce Willis

RE         David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert

DT         Teal’c, Stargate
SG-1, played by Christopher Judge

DT         John Shaft, Shaft,
played by Richard Roundtree

DT         Nate Fisher, Six
Feet Under, played by Peter Krause

DT         Mike Hammer, Mike
Hammer, played by Stacey Keach

LB         Ronon Dex, Stargate
Atlantis, played by Jason Momoa

LB         John Coltrane,
musician

LB         Archie Moore, Boxer

LB         Theolonious Monk,
musician

LB         Charles Bukowski,
poet

LB         Gene Tunney, Boxer

LB         Zeke Anderson, Tour
of Duty, played by Terence Knox

LB         Walter White,
Breaking Bad, played by Bryan Cranston

LB         Lando Calrissian,
Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams

LB         Bob Marley, musician

LB         Mike Tyson, Boxer

LB         Keena Turner, NFL

CB         Deion Sanders, NFL

CB         Lightning Hopkins,
musician

CB         Jimi Hendrix,
musician

CB         Floyd Patterson,
Boxer

FS         Ronnie Lott, NFL

SS         BA Baracas, The
A-Team, played by Mr. T

SS         Leonard McCoy, Star
Trak, played by DeForest Kelley

Special Teams

P         Hikaru Sulu, Star
Trek, played by George Takei

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

Romney wants someone with a different ethnicity who appeals to women..

"Speaking of problems taking care of itself, Rick Santorum dropped out of the race. Rick dropped out, but said he was going to keep fighting against liberalism, against secularism, and against the urge to blow Jon Hamm." –Bill Maher



"Last night Newark Mayor Cory Booker rescued a woman trapped inside a burning house. Not to be outdone, Governor Chris Christie rescued a Tostito that fell in his artichoke dip." –Jimmy Fallon



"Mitt Romney has already begun the process of choosing a running mate. Romney wants someone with a different ethnicity who appeals to women, so his first choice is President Obama." –Conan O'Brien 

John Hulse painting