This sounds like Bill Clinton's worst nightmare, doesn't it? (If life was fair)

"The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White." –Jay Leno

"How about the (Super Bowl) commercials? There's some good ones. How about the one, mytalkingstain.com? A stain that can talk. This sounds like Bill Clinton's worst nightmare, doesn't it?" --Jay Leno

“Whiny Tony Hayward -- you know the cry-baby BP CEO guy -- he says life’s not fair and that sometimes you step off a curb and you get hit by a bus. You know, if life was fair, that bus would have been driven by an unemployed Louisiana shrimp boat operator.” -Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

When Ukraines, it pours (It’s all bad men)

“Who would believe Volodymyr Zelensky would be his Monica Lewinsky?” --Jimmy Kimmel

“I think he wants to admit he colluded with a foreign power — he’s proud of it. He doesn’t understand what all the commotion is about. He would do it again. He’s Jack Nicholson in ‘A Few Good Men,’ although in this story, there are no good men. It’s all bad men.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“He’s right, it was pretty great. It was a perfect phone call. Pleasantries were exchanged. Friendships were built. Crimes were committed. I have no notes. I give him five stars.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“When Ukraines, it pours.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”