NHL: Arizona Coyotes vs Minnesota Wild

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I mean, does he have a collection of paintings that weren’t by Hitler? (Poe Dancing)

April 2023

“Whenever something really big happens that involves Fox News, the last people to hear about it are usually the people who watch Fox News. The network tends to hide news about itself from its own viewers. Last night there were probably a bunch of 80-year-olds watching substitute host Brian Kilmeade, saying, ‘Tucker looks different now.’” —Seth Meyers

“Man, when Fox cuts ties with someone, they cut ties. That’s the Fox News version of rolling up someone in a carpet and throwing them in the East River.” —Seth Meyers

“But what could they have on Tucker Carlson that would embarrass him? Did he once try to buy a fuel-efficient car? I mean, does he have a collection of paintings that weren’t by Hitler?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This week also saw news that Donald Trump might skip the presidential debates as he doesn’t want to subject himself to Maga-hating anchors. I bet this is gonna be like WrestleMania when he says he’s not gonna be there then in the middle of the debate he runs out on stage and hits Ron DeSantis over the head with a folding chair.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a victory for the 1%! (Hello, my fellow peasants)

“Mitt Romney just barely won the Republican primary in Ohio

by 1%. Then Romney made the mistake of saying, 'Ladies and

gentlemen, tonight is a victory for the 1%!'" –Conan O'Brien

“According to exit polls, Mitt Romney is struggling with voters

who call themselves very conservative. However, Mitt is doing

great with voters who describe themselves as being 'totally

freaked out by Rick Santorum.'” –Conan O’Brien

"This week in Ohio, Mitt Romney has been trying to present

himself as a blue-collar candidate. Unfortunately it doesn't

help that his opening line is 'Hello, my fellow peasants.'"

–Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It is also Georgia’s new rule for black people (Poe Dancing)

April 2021

Singer Will.I.Am announced that he is developing a new face mask that will come with an air filter, Bluetooth and noise canceling ear buds, or hear me out, just get the vaccine man. I like Will.I.Am but if you don’t make another hit soon you’re gonna be Will.I.Was. —Michael Che

 

Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a child get into a strangers van, denounced corporations opposing Georgia’s new voting laws saying that they should quote ‘stay out of politics.’ Coincidentally, stay out of politics, is also Georgia’s new rule for black people. —Michael Che

Former President Donald Trump also released a statement urging his followers to boycott Coca-Cola, which is surprising because I would have guessed Don Jr. would have the problem with Coke. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”