Put the coffee on, honey, it’s gonna be an all-nighter (POINCK)

May 2022

“You can feel the electricity in the air because it is Primary Day all across America. Five states are choosing their party nominees for state and federal office: Pennsylvania, Oregon, Idaho, North Carolina and Kentucky. Or as election experts collectively know them, ‘POINCK.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Ah, yes, the excitement of midterm state primaries. Put the coffee on, honey, it’s gonna be an all-nighter.” —James Corden

“Idaho, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oregon and Pennsylvania all held primaries today, which, of course, is news to the vast majority of people in Idaho, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oregon and Pennsylvania.” —James Corden

“One of the most-watched races is in Pennsylvania, where Dr. Oz is trying to win the Republican nomination for senate. My apologies to Dr. Oz, but I can’t cross party lines — I’m a Dr. Phil guy through and through.” —James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It doesn't mean that politics won't take an interest in you (He is a miracle worker)

Monday night we had Dr. Phil on the show. You guys know, Dr. Phil? I’ve been making fun of the guy for half a year, never paying any attention to him. I just thought he was a guy with a show. Actually, he’s an amazing man. And thank God because I talked with him and I've been working with him ever since. And finally I'm beginning to cut down on the phone sex. He is a miracle worker. --David Letterman 2/19/2003

You folks know anything about this Robert Blake situation? Are you aware what's going on? Robert Blake has taped an interview with Barbara Walters against the advice of his lawyers. And I thought he murdered his wife against the advice of his lawyers. It’s the same thing. --David Letterman 2/19/2003

Boy you got to feel bad for President Bush. He’s he's really fed up with the UN's foot-dragging. You know he's really he's really had it, because he's very frustrated. He wants to attack Iraq and wipe them out before his one-term presidency is up. --David Letterman 2/19/2003

This is funny I love when stuff like this happens. Because of the blizzard, Regis Philbin could not get in to work to do a show. Regis couldn't figure out a way to get to work because of the blizzard and the producers panicked, and I'm thinking oh sure where are you going to find a guy who can sip coffee and chat. You’re pretty much screwed. --David Letterman 2/19/2003

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Quick, somebody, get a real doctor/Amazon Primo/Jabba the Weinstein

A couple ordered a package from Amazon and included with their stuff was 65 pounds of marijuana. It was only then that the couple realized that they’d accidentally signed up for “Amazon Primo.” –Conan O’Brien

Everyone’s OK, but last Friday, Dr. Phil hit a skateboarder with his car. Dr. Phil was overheard yelling, “Quick, somebody, get a real doctor.” –Conan O’Brien

      

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