because as of August 1, you're back to being roommate (But, it’s a dry death)

The latest polls show that Hillary Clinton is tied with Donald

Trump. Ever since the damning FBI report about Hillary

Clinton's private email servers came out, her poll numbers

have not looked good. Though the truth is she may have much

better numbers hidden on her private server. We don't know.

–Stephen Colbert

And today, temperatures are expected to reach 127 degrees in Death Valley. But, it’s a dry death. –Stephen Colbert

Now, in a letter to President Trump, Justice Kennedy wrote, "This letter is a respectful and formal notification of my decision, effective July 31 of this year, to end my regular active status as an associate justice of the Supreme Court." OK, "effective July 31." So, enjoy your gay marriages now, because as of August 1, you're back to being roommates. --Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They were this close to being able to look our grandchildren in the eye (I've got good news, and I've got bad news)

I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The bad news is I lied: There's no good news. But for a minute, you had hope. You're welcome! --Stephen Colbert

You remember that guy in Washington, tried the whole Muslim ban that they said was "not a Muslim ban — a travel ban." Well, today, the Supreme Court fell for it, upholding Trump's ban by a 5-4 vote. Oooh, 5-4 — THIS CLOSE to being able to look our grandchildren in the eye. --Stephen Colbert

And today, temperatures are expected to reach 127 degrees in Death Valley. But, it’s a dry death. –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

But for a minute, you had hope. You're welcome! (How's your diet going?)

And today, temperatures are expected to reach 127 degrees in Death Valley. But, it’s a dry death. –Stephen Colbert

Last night, the Federal Election Commission announced how much cash each campaign has on hand. And Hillary Clinton is burying Donald Trump $42 million to $1.3 million. I always knew those huge skyscrapers were overcompensating for something in his pants. I just never imagined it was his wallet. –Stephen Colbert

I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The bad news is I lied: There's no good news. But for a minute, you had hope. You're welcome! --Stephen Colbert

It's hard to believe that there are only seven months left in the Obama presidency. You never know how much you're going to miss a guy until you see the options. –Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”