“WNBA star Brittney Griner was freed from prison in exchange for a Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout. It's actually a great trade because Bout was only averaging five points and two rebounds a game.” —Colin Jost
“I don't know if you guys saw today, Morocco beat Portugal in the quarterfinals of the World Cup. It’s the best World Cup performance by a team of Africans since the unpaid workers who built the stadiums.” —Colin Jost
“Portugal's head coach decided not to start soccer legend Cristiano Ronaldo in today's loss. Even more insulting at halftime he tried to trade Ronaldo for Brittney Griner.” —Colin Jost
“But the biggest upset so far in the World Cup was that favorite Brazil was eliminated. Except for a tiny strip down the middle.” —Colin Jost
“Chris Christie’s niece was arrested on a Spirit Airlines flight to Newark after she accused a Latino family of smuggling cocaine. Then she assaulted multiple officers by biting them and kicking them in the groin. She has been sentenced to life in the New Jersey Hall of Fame.” —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
