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Showing posts with label Chloe Kim. Show all posts

Friday, March 17, 2023

It’s called the Way Too Good for Ken Collection (Jesus realized his wallet was missing)


In honor of International Women’s Day, Mattel is releasing a set of Barbies based on history-making women, like Amelia Earhart and Olympic gold medalist Chloe Kim. It’s called the Way Too Good for Ken Collection. --Jimmy Fallon


Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes. Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon be 100 percent cantaloupe. --Jimmy Fallon


“Everyone is still talking about the coronavirus and now the airline industry is also in trouble. But I read that some young people are taking advantage of cheap flights and booking trips. In one article, a girl actually said, ‘If I die, I die.’ Meanwhile, that’s also the slogan for Spirit Airlines.” — Jimmy Fallon


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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, March 9, 2018

the Way Too Good for Ken Collection (International Women’s Day!)



Today is International Women’s Day! Trump is thinking of making it a national holiday. Not because he supports women, but because he wants another day off. --Jimmy Fallon

In honor of International Women’s Day, Mattel is releasing a set of Barbies based on history-making women, like Amelia Earhart and Olympic gold medalist Chloe Kim. It’s called the Way Too Good for Ken Collection. --Jimmy Fallon

President Trump is flying to California next week for the first time since he took office. When asked if he’ll visit LAX he said, “I’ll visit my L.A. ex, my San Diego ex, my San Francisco ex. I have lots of exes all over the West Coast.” --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.