Lincoln never did that! (I guess that makes you Dozo the Clown)

In Donald Trump’s pre-trial remarks, he said that he was “proud” to be there. He’s proud to be there, for an assault on our country. He’s proud to be at his trial for paying off a porn star. Who wouldn’t be proud of that? Gosh, I only wish his parents were alive to see it. —Jimmy Kimmel

One thing he’s right about is when he says that there’s never been anything like this, because Donald Trump is the first former US president to be tried for paying hush money to an adult film star who said his penis is shaped like a mushroom. Lincoln never did that! —Jimmy Kimmel

The trial is expected to last six weeks or until the courtroom sketch artist runs out of orange, whichever comes first. —Jimmy Kimmel

“If Biden is Sleepy Joe, I guess that makes you Dozo the Clown.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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