shaped like toad from Mario Kart (If it please the court)

The official name of the trial is The People of the State of New York v Donald Trump. The people of the state of New York? That’s us! I know you’re excited, but don’t cheer too loud. We need you to get picked for jury duty. —Stephen Colbert

This is an historic moment we will all tell our grandchildren about … very carefully. Imagine the tale: ‘Well, there was a president who met a special actress for, let’s say, grownup movies, at a celebrity golf event and invited her over for a play date because his wife was too busy to play ’cause she had a new baby. So the actress gave him a friendly pat on the bottom with a magazine about money with his photo on it, and then they shared a special unprotected hug. Then he gave her a present so she wouldn’t tell anyone that his bathing suit area was shaped like toad from Mario Kart.’ —Stephen Colbert

The trial could go on for months, during which time Trump is scheduled for in-person and virtual campaign events. That’s going to make for some awkward trial moments – ‘your honor, could we wrap this up please? Because I am late for a rally where I call for your execution. If it please the court.’ —Stephen Colbert

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