That's amazing when you can get to that level (they were already gone)

On Friday, President Trump declared a national emergency. Then he immediately went on vacation to Florida. While he was at his golf club, a photo of him standing at the omelet bar went viral. He was like (Fallon as Trump),  "I'll have the Spanish omelet, hold the Spanish." --Jimmy Fallon

Check this out. Over the weekend, Trump's pick to be the next U.N. ambassador withdrew herself from consideration. You’ve got to hand it to Trump -- his administration is running so smoothly, that his staff are now firing themselves. That's amazing when you can get to that level. --Jimmy Fallon

"A judge in New Jersey ruled that women can keep their husbands and boyfriends out of the delivery room while they are in labor. When asked if they'd mind leaving the room, husbands and boyfriends were already gone." –Jimmy Fallon  March 2014

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”