She probably just wanted to make sure she didn’t get stuck with Eric in the divorce (that’s 1% for every year he’s been alive)

Mitch McConnell won’t step down from Senate leadership until November, because at 82 that’s how long it takes him to step. —Stephen Colbert 

In the Michigan primaries, President Biden got 81% of the vote, that’s 1% for every year he’s been alive. —Stephen Colbert

And a new book called American Woman: The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden claims that Melania Trump spent the majority of her time as first lady in meetings with “teams of lawyers to examine her assets and attend to matters associated with her pre- and postnuptial agreements with her husband”. That sounds right. Listen, she probably just wanted to make sure she didn’t get stuck with Eric in the divorce. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

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