That can only mean one thing: He’s running for president (let them eat pigeons)

In congressional news, the Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell, announced his retirement from leading Republicans, effective November, on the Senate floor. He’ll be retiring to the Galápagos Islands, to spend more time with the other 500-year-old turtles. —Jimmy Kimmel

On Wednesday, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said he would step down this year from his long-held position as leader of the Senate Republicans. McConnell just turned 82, so that can only mean one thing: He’s running for president. —Jimmy Fallon

McConnell said that it’s time for the next generation of leadership. Then he looked around the Senate and realized the next generation is 75. —Jimmy Fallon

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