President Biden traveled to Ireland this week and is being called the most Irish president since Kennedy. And in fact, Biden has so much Irish blood that he doesn’t need a drink to slur his words. —Michael Che
Republican senator Tim Scott of South Carolina announced the launch of an exploratory committee for a 2024 presidential run. That name again is Tim Scott, as in Tim’s got no chance of being the nominee. —Michael Che
Two 81 year old women have traveled the world in 80 days after the Post Office lost their ashes. —Michael Che
Kathleen Corradi was announced as New York City’s first Rat Czar, a title that was formerly known as Ms. Staten Island. —Michael Che
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