“This week also saw former vice-president Mike Pence testifying in front of the special counsel about his January 6th conversations with Trump. I’m sure that was humiliating having to tell a jury about all the times you were threatened with a bottle of ketchup by your boss. Apparently it went on for seven hours which is definitely the longest anyone’s been able to listen to Mike Pence.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Meanwhile, yesterday, President Biden told reporters that before he decided to run for re-election, he took a hard look at his age. Is it me or does Biden always look like he's taking a hard look? Then Biden reminded everyone that he's the same age as Lincoln...if he were still alive today.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I heard that, next month, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis plans to launch his 2024 presidential campaign. Which makes sense because, already, his campaign slogan is ‘Mayday, Mayday.’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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